This is just awesome, and it makes me want to cosplay as Ezio.

weirdyparamedic:

Creo q ya la había subido antes

Snake, you never cease to amuse me.

dragonblade:

Fappin’ time with Raiden

Raiden - Metal gear solid 2

Photo by James Ward taken at anime los angeles 2012

Oh twinzie, I love you.

teadrinkingbatgirl:

onlymetahuman:

misshaped:

ladysuffragette:

spankingboy:

wundagore:

sistervenom:

rockmerollme:

sailorswayze:

cdiganon:

astrallunar:

18thcenturyfrenchlesbos:

loppysisprettycool:

vaati:

mrpopo-porno:

Ellis, Coach, Rochelle and Nick

D: gangbang.

Gold from Pokemon

uh?

 oh my god what was the last game I-oh sh-

LLOYD IRVING

Last video game I played was L4D

So I’m naked in bed with either Louis, Zoey, Francis or Bill. 

Oh God. This is frightening.  

Gordon Freeman.  Let’s hope that HEV doesn’t have HIV!

…That was bad

The guy from Cave Story.

He’d probably shoot me to level up his gun.

Gary Oak.

Oh okay.

The Ghostbusters game. So, what, all of the Ghostbusters?

… I’m really, really okay with this. And they probably would be too. Except maybe Egon. We’d make him stay though.

I KNOW, I KNOW. I DON’T EVEN.

Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

Uh…every playable character, every character within the game or who I played as?  Uh…in the case of the third one: Spider-Woman.  I’m okay with that.

Commander Shepard? I am very okay with that.

Maxi from Soul Calibur? CAN DO.

Or Kilik.  Or Ivy.  You know.  Not picky.

Wait… would that be Desmond Miles or Altaïr… you know what? I’m good with either… or both.

Oh so it’s either Ezio or Desmond for me. I’d prefer Ezio but you know, I won’t complain.

Assassin’s Creed 2.  EZIO.  EZIO AUDITORE DE FIRENZE.  I’M OKAY WITH THIS.

Why am I sleeping with a pokemon trainer. :(

I just woke up naked next to Naked Snake. Oh the bad jokes… Fire away! Had I of seen this in the morning, it would have been Link.

Drinking a bottle of strawberry milk with the old phone off the hook.